You Tried Scrambling the Wrong Egg, Motherf***er" Chick Notebook

This ruled spiral notebook brings a punch of attitude to everyday notes. The cover shows a feisty chick bursting from a cracked egg, clutching a tiny handgun with bold lettering that reads, “You tried scrambling the wrong egg, motherfucker.” It’s compact and sturdy — 118 lined pages of smooth 90gsm paper for clear, bleed-resistant writing, plus a dark grey back cover and a metal spiral that lays flat for comfortable journaling. An inner document pocket keeps loose notes, receipts, or stickers tucked away. Carry it to meetings, sketch sessions, or use it as a daily rant pad — it’s for anyone who likes their stationery with a side of bite and humor. Product features - 118 ruled pages on smooth 90gsm paper for neat, comfortable writing - Durable metal spiral binding that lays flat and allows easy page removal - 350gsm front and back covers with a full-color printed front and dark grey back - Inner document pocket on the inside back cover for extra storage - Compact 6" x 8" size — portable and pocketable for daily use Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.